January 2012
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December 2011
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Tales from the Metra
As I’m reading my Elle article about the spring/summer 2012 fashion shows, I overhear this gem: 16 year old male with a $10 hair cut: “Everything I wear is name brand: Nike, Levis, Adidas. You gotta these days.” coolstorybro
Dec 23rd
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Design on a Dime is embarrassingly horrible. How do I sell my soul to the devil for a tv contract?
Dec 1st
November 2011
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October 2011
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September 2011
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Took my glasses off on the train to clean them and saw some hottie with a beard and glasses staring at me, so I took my time buffing out all the smudges to build the moment. Put my glasses back on, and it turns out “hottie” was the back off some old man’s head wearing a baseball cap. Fml im blind.
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Sep 2nd
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August 2011
10 posts
FUN TRAIN
Listening to socially awkward dad have a conversion with socially awkward male teen on the train. This may have to come in parts. Son “The way my generation speaks today hopefully wont be the way they speak 20 years from now. Theyll mature and adapt.” Five minutes later… Son “Remember when I only used to wear shorts? Now I tend to wear jeans. Im more accepting of my...
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kid sitting a 15 year old this weekend.
is it wrong to hope she’s a pretty bitch?
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July 2011
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1 week vegetarian
didn’t mean to be, but for some reason every time i eat meat lately i want to vomit.  and unless virgin mary was on to something, i am NOT pregnant. 
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i love my kitties.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRU7nyVCt3I
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June 2011
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