January 2012
3 posts
December 2011
5 posts
Tales from the Metra
As I’m reading my Elle article about the spring/summer 2012 fashion shows, I overhear this gem:
16 year old male with a $10 hair cut: “Everything I wear is name brand: Nike, Levis, Adidas. You gotta these days.”
coolstorybro
Design on a Dime is embarrassingly horrible. How do I sell my soul to the devil for a tv contract?
November 2011
1 post
October 2011
3 posts
September 2011
8 posts
1 tag
Took my glasses off on the train to clean them and saw some hottie with a beard and glasses staring at me, so I took my time buffing out all the smudges to build the moment. Put my glasses back on, and it turns out “hottie” was the back off some old man’s head wearing a baseball cap. Fml im blind.
4 tags
August 2011
10 posts
FUN TRAIN
Listening to socially awkward dad have a conversion with socially awkward male teen on the train. This may have to come in parts.
Son “The way my generation speaks today hopefully wont be the way they speak 20 years from now. Theyll mature and adapt.”
Five minutes later…
Son “Remember when I only used to wear shorts? Now I tend to wear jeans. Im more accepting of my...
5 tags
kid sitting a 15 year old this weekend.
is it wrong to hope she’s a pretty bitch?
July 2011
14 posts
1 week vegetarian
didn’t mean to be, but for some reason every time i eat meat lately i want to vomit.
and unless virgin mary was on to something, i am NOT pregnant.
i love my kitties.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRU7nyVCt3I
June 2011
10 posts
